Tuesday, June 26, 2012

define normal…


1.

Is it normal to lie about your age?

It is a stupid thing to lie about but most of the women in my family do it. :) My mother is 29 & holding, which is kind of comical since I am 27 next month...and my grandmother gets very perturbed when I call her "grandma" because she does not want people to know her actual age. People are never happy with what they have, so why would your age be any different? As long as it's not a legal document or you're under oath...does it really matter if I tell you I'm 25 instead of 27?


2.

Is it normal to have mistaken someone for the opposite sex?
Isn't the saying "If it quacks like a duck and waddles like a duck, it probably is a duck..." Well what if the duck looked like a cat? You aren't trying to insult the duck, but you just can't tell because it's appearance has thrown you off. And no, I am not trying to insult anyone so please don't message me that you're mad...


3.

Is it normal to go #2 in a public restroom?

Really? Who's question was this?? Lol. Honestly, and admitting this is so not ladylike, yes... I've done it. There wasn't anyone else in the restroom, there was no physical evidence left and it only happened(s) when I knew it would be awhile before I'd be home. There...I admit it. Now if you say it's not normal you are just lying!


4.

Is it normal to sit RIGHT NEXT TO a stranger at the movie theater?

If it is a packed theater, yes. If you are the only other person there, NO. That's just creepy...


5.

Is it normal to lie about your weight?

If you are not the doctor or the nurse assigned to my doctor; you should not be asking me my weight. Therefore, no....I've never had the need to lie about it. For someone that does...just smack the idiot that asked you to begin with! :)


6.

Is it normal to sing and dance in the car?

Uhhh...have we met? Yes. This is how I entertain myself most days when I am driving alone.


7.

Is it normal to take self-pictures in public?

Yes. Sometimes I just like the angle more when I do it over someone else. Plus, there have been a few occasions where a person with a stick shoved you-know-where snapped at me for asking them if they would take our picture. I wasn't asking them to kill their mother...I was asking them to take a darn photo. Sheeeesh.


8.

Is it normal for women to have a gun license?

Please refer to my post from yesterday. I know some really dense boys that carry a gun...it's only fair that I be allowed to protect myself from their stupidity. :)


9.

Is it normal to post pictures online of yourself in a bikini?

This answer has two parts. Part 1- Ewww, No. I am not 14 and there is no need for me to show off my not-so-tone body to the world. Plus I don't want those photos to be used against me when I become president and rule the world. Part 2- If it is a picture with friends, like on my wedding cruise, and we are in the water, ie in our bathing suits, then fine. I am not posing with the intent to plaster it online.


10.

Is it normal to like the smell of gasoline?

My mom claims she used to LOVE the smell, but it has changed since she was a kid. I personally would rather sniff other things...but whatever floats your boat. However, if I pull up to a gas station and have to wait because your nose is sufficiently up the nozzle...well we have a problem.


Btw...I know this is my second tag of the day... These questions were just too good to pass up and if you want to join the cool kids, you can link-up here!

4 comments:

  1. I think we just became BEST FRIENDS!!!! just saying!! I saw that you had left me a comment on my page & I couldnt email you back because your email isn't set up but I wanted to come say hello & let you know I am your newest stalker.. and we are secretly best friends..we just dont know it yet!!!

    Happy Tuesday!!

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  2. Haha!! I love this - and I have also gone #2 in a public bathroom!! Sometimes it's just an emergency!! :)

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  3. I think my 29 and holding keychain is about 29 years old by now.....Mom

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